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These are people who hunt animals and mount the stuffed heads on the wall.  If it's a fish or small critter, the whole carcass goes up there, transforming their dens to a stiff, glassy-eyed petting zoo.  It goes back to a simpler time, long before Sam's Club, when man had to hunt and kill dinner. 

Diet

Beer, Vienna sausages, military rations, bark (if hungry enough).  And, of course, whatever they shoot or hit driving home.

Attracted To

Bright orange, turkey calls, doe urine

Physical Characteristics

Camouflage, unwashed scent, twitching trigger finger

Biggest Fear

Other killbillies too drunk to see them

Mating Call

"I want this stuffed and mounted."